The 5 Best Holiday Destinations in the Universe!

Our specialised travel critic has been everywhere! Here he is,
sampling the delights of Brighton Beach, on Earth...

Thinking of booking your next holiday? Not sure where you want to go? Galactic Glitter Package Tours have you covered! Offering tours across the universe and all throughout time, we can offer you reasonably priced, relatively danger-free, package holidays. Here are our five top destinations for 2020, and where you want to be going this summer!

1. The Eye of Orion

"The most tranquil place in the universe" said our travel critic.
Mind you, he said the same about the Andromeda Galaxy...

Fancy somewhere tranquil, peaceful and restful? Than you need the Eye of Orion! No one really knows where this is, but don't let that stop you from enjoying the rolling hills, the desolate ruins and the high bombardment of positive ions. So even the grumpiest travellers have no excuse not to be happy! And any reports of a Dalek facility beneath the visitor centre are scurrilous rumours that Galactic Glitter furiously deny. 

Perfect for:

- Painters.

- Ramblers.

- Those seeking rest after averting plots to prevent the signing of the Magna Carta.

Not Ideal for:

- People looking for culture (unless its long-dead your searching for).

- Those looking to meet new people.

- American botany students.

2. Midnight

Our travel critic called Midnight "a diamond jewel. Just don't
go off the beaten track." We did ask why, but he got all mysterious
when we did.

Want somewhere with a little more sparkle? Then visit Midnight, named "the jewel of the universe" by those that work there! With beautiful crystal mountains, an aziel blue sky and shining sunlight all year round, this is ideal for those who believe a diamond is a girl's best friend! There's spas, restaurants and shops for all your wants and needs, as well as tours across the planet's surface. Some say that there's a creature out there, on the planet's surface, waiting to break in, but Galactic Glitter can conclusive tell you that is simply not true!

Perfect for:
- Shopaholics.
- Foodies.
- Those who have suffered traumatic experiences in libraries.

Not Ideal for:
- Historians.
- The blind.
- People with Monologophobia.

3. Argolis 

Our travel critic said that Argolis was "fun, apart from the
accusation of murder". We can assure you, this will not happen to
you.

Want a more stimulating holiday? Looking for a destination where scientific enlightenment is guaranteed? Then you want the Leisure Hive on planet Argolis! Situated in a radioactive dust bowl, on a world that won't be habitable for several centuries, the Leisure Hive has all the latest facilities and technology that you could desire. There's zero gravity squash, parades and, of course, the famed science of Tachyonics. You can lean all about how to... make heads float. And stuff like that. Just hope you go home with it still attached!

Perfect for:
- Scientists.
- Swindlers.
- Those who don't enjoy Brighton Beach in winter.

Not Ideal for:
- People without a degree in physics.
- Swindlers.
- Foamasi.

4. Akhaten

On Akhaten, our travel critic said "abundent culture, so long as
you don't mind feeding an all-powerful sun". We told him to stop
being so silly.

If you want a location where everything is going on, go to Akhaten! Culture and religion mixed together, with so much to offer! So many smells, sights and tastes, you'll need two weeks to sample even a quarter of it! There's bars, cantinas and street markets for those who want to shop and eat, while those who like music can take the recitals of the Long Song in the amphitheater! You can even hire a gravity bike and go moon hopping! A perfect holiday destination for people with children as well!

Perfect for:

- Families.

- Musicians.

- Time travellers taking new companions on their first trip.

Not Ideal for:

- Spiritualists.

- People who have objects of sentimental value.

- People who get sunburn easily.

5. Earth

"Earth," our critic said, "is my second home". To be honest, we
think he's exaggerating. It's only fifth on the list.

Sol 3 in Mutter Spiral might seem, at first, to be a planet with little to offer the discerning traveller. However, delve a little deeper, and you'll find things to enjoy. Fancy some rock and roll? The Shanghai-La holiday camp in Wales will provide for your needs! Want a hot climb to relax and soak up the sun's rays? Then Rome is where you want to be! Or do you want culture and history in a busy metropolitan setting? Sweet Paris should be your destination! But its not all suitable for tourists, so be warned! Don't go to London, Cardiff or the Home Counties. Or you will get killed by aliens. 100%.

Perfect for:

- Humans.

- People who want to subjugate humans.

- People who want to kill humans.

Not Ideal for:

- Literally anyone else.

- So basically everyone.

- WE. MEAN. EVERYONE.

So, these are our five top picks for holidays this year! Get booking for your 2020 summer break now! You don't want to miss out!

(Disclaimer - Galactic Glitter Tours is not responsible for accidental death or injury for anyone visiting these locations. The company holds no responsibility over activities, accommodation or sudden alien invasion.)

All pictures copyright to the BBC. Thank you very much for reading.